The Stupidest Story EverI was walking down the street, then a chicken appeared and said "You win one million tacos!" but then I said "WTF? Chickens aren't supposed to talk!" but then I realized something. "You must be a ninja chicken!" and the chicken said "That's right, now I will use my eggjitsu to steal all your bananas!" and then a bunch of eggs came out of nowhere and splattered everywhere. I said "No one tries to steal my bananas with eggs!" so then I got in a monster truck and turned it on. The chicken then went like "Oh no! I'm allergic to monster trucks!" and sneezed then got so fat and burped. Then a dolphin jumped out of somebody's pool a did a backflip. I got hungry so I went out to get a sandwich and decided to look for one at a store called 'Hats'. I asked the lady at the front "Where's my sandwich?" but when she turned around I realized she was my sandwich! I ate her but I still felt hungry so I ate the cash register too. Everyone got mad at me for some reason so I danced but they were stThe Stupidest Story Ever by WintersWhite
--I ONLY DO DEPRESSING SHIT--|
Which sucks, because I wanna do fun stuff. But any time I try to make a joke, it ends up with me brutally murdering everyone. And that's not fun at all.
So I'm just gonna stick to making sad shit.
Fart Bart Tart Cart.
Big Twig Fat Grig.
Poop Group Troop Coop.
I'm such a gifted poet.